Well, we have a little bit of a problem here at the Combat Arms Command. It seems that someone, and we're not saying who, Hauser, might have left the Armory keys in the door.

Now, normally, we wouldn't have much of a problem with that sort of banditry. Something about a base with machine guns, grenade launchers and miniguns tends to ward off the thieves. But it seems that someone managed to slip in and swipe half our stock! And they are planning on just giving those guns away!

The note he left behind says that any soldier that logs into Combat Arms on Friday, August 17th will receive all of the following 7-Day Weapons for free!

This is just terrible! Just imagine what sort of chaos someone could unleash if they got their hands on38 7-Day weapons?! Its a good thing we have such a well disciplined bunch of soldiers that would never take advantage of the biggest giveaway in Combat Arms History!

Right, guys?

...hello?